she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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