try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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