It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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