Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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