is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
