No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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