so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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