but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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