So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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