office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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