I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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