can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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