Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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