Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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