im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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