glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
We left an ass print on the piano.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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