it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
