For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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