I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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