girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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