Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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