I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
