okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I will be naked everywhere
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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