We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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