So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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