her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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