Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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