I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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