ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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