Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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