So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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