oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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