Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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