i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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