I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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