youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Welp...herpes.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Randomize
