yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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