Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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