She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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