So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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