We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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