he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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