break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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