i don't like sucking hair
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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