I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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