He told me they were just razor bumps!
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
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