How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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