He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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