My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Your penis caused this!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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