She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
