You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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