I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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