the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
