is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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