I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
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