I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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