Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
So much Jack, so little girl.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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