Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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