I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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