420 ftw
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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