Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
even my farts smell like vagina
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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