Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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